Practically Einstein 


Arlington VA 22210
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First there were parameciums, or paramecia. Or something like that. Then the Egyptians built the Great Pyramids. They surely had help from aliens. Later, Julius Caesar conquered much. His successors were known to do many naughty things. More people fought each other and destroyed things. At some point the Magna Carta was signed. Then more people fought each other and destroyed things. Soonthereafter a great man was born; his name was Albert Einstein. He invented formulas that no one else could understand. And he was mentioned often in textbooks. Not long after that a band came together and called themselves Practically Einstein. They decided it would be a good idea to get together in small, loud rooms and argue about how many times the chorus should be played, and whether or not there should be a G Chord in there somewhere. And yet they are still here. With new songs!
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One word....amazing....I've been listening to Practically Einstein for 8 years and they just keep getting better and better. When it comes to their music its original. Everyone else in the DC area is trying to imitate someone else. i now live in Los Angeles and they are still my favorite band.....
Practically Einstein is the best; why? It's because of their style of music and the fact that the band has a clear crisp sound, making it feel alive and electric!! Go PE!!